Here is my disease, mononucleoisis. My throat hurts, I sleep all the time, and I'd like to eat...but I can't. This must be what hell is like. I can't even enjoy my sleep because I always wake up drenched in sweat. If ever there was a time to send me flowers....that would be now. but so far....nada. I did get a manicure and pedicure today though....momma always said if you can't feel pretty...at least you can look pretty. Well actually I don't think my momma ever actually said that but I think she definitely insinuated it.
Mar 8, 2006
I'd Like to Die Now
Here is my disease, mononucleoisis. My throat hurts, I sleep all the time, and I'd like to eat...but I can't. This must be what hell is like. I can't even enjoy my sleep because I always wake up drenched in sweat. If ever there was a time to send me flowers....that would be now. but so far....nada. I did get a manicure and pedicure today though....momma always said if you can't feel pretty...at least you can look pretty. Well actually I don't think my momma ever actually said that but I think she definitely insinuated it.
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Since incubation period is 4-6 weeks we all know what you did on your first date. And now you have herpes for the rest of your life, congrats. (mono is a part of the herpes family) Just so you know i wasn't being gross or implying anything.
too bad my boyfriend took a blood test and he doesn't have mono.
So there is a third? We are learning all kinds of things about you. Either that or he has it and it is already dormant again. It takes like a month for the symptoms to come up. That and half the people who get it don't ever have symptoms or get sick with it. Matt got it shortly after starting to date A, so i assume she had previously had it as well but she wasn't sick at the time. Basically i am extreamly bored at work so i researched it. By the time we all reach 35-40 95% of us will have it. And you never get rid of it. We live in one dirty country. Oh and much like chicken pox if they would just give it to us when we are younger you can get over it in like a week versus the month to 2 it takes when you are older.
LOL, this is your blog but i am going on a whole big thing, anyways i think we should find all the sicknesses that kids can get over easily and inject them in kids when they are young. Then everybody gets them and gets over them while it is no big deal. "Welcome to first grade now get inline for you mono shot." I think it would work.
Sorry about your friends treating you like you have the pleage. If you lived here you could hangout with us, i am not scared of mono, it takes fluids to pass(reason why its called the kissing disease).
I'm here for ya buddy. ^____^ Don't worry, it's just not your year. It'll be your year next year! I guess things have to get bad before they get good.
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